KISS Make Crocs Now, Because Rock Fans Give Up on Life Too
“If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.” - Friedrich Nietzsche.
Crocs have long been the standard bearer in unflattering footwear and a universal symbol for giving up on life. Thus, KISS have now made a signature Croc, because there was literally nothing else the band could slap a logo on.
A classic Croc clog can cost as little as $23.99, but with a KISS logo on the front? $45, please. But that’s not all! If you’re feeling a little fiery, fans can grab KISS Crocs blazin’ with flames and the classic members’ faces on them for $50.
But even that’s not all! If you’re feelin’ groovy, KISS also offer a multicolored Croc with a rainbow logo and acid trip soles. You’ll get the guys’ faces on this Croc and a swell purple ankle band to boot. Just $50.
BUT EVEN THAT’S NOT ALL!!! If you’re craving the comfort of Crocs, but also wish to live in constant fear of breaking your ankles, you can grab Platform KISS clogs. These works of art lift your aching toes a full 1.5 inches off the ground. There’s no way the ants swarming your kitchen floor can bite your busted feet now… and they’re just $55, not including shipping and handling.
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