Cowboy Steals Cologne and Underwear?

I've been late for dates and forgot cologne, I get it, However I would just go to Macy's and test out some samples and hope I'd be able to get my groove on.

That wasn't enough for Dallas Cowboy back up running back Joseph Randle. He took it to a whole new level by stealing $80 cologne and a $40 pair of underwear from a department store Monday. I get it that's how guys on America's team celebrate after running for 52 yards in Sunday's victory over the Seattle Seahwaks allegedly. Back in the 90's Michael Irvin and the gang in Dallas would celebrate with cocaine and hookers, now it's all about smelling good and boxer briefs, different generation same problems.