When you get to be wicked old, people let some stuff slide. You get tired and sleep all day, you might forget the names of your great grandkids, stuff like that.

Ever heard of a 90-year-old guy getting busted for hooking up with a prostitute? Well, there's a first time for everything!

For this amazing story, we travel down to Cape Cod where, according to the Cape Cod Times, Nicholas Salerno (90) paid Karen Proia (48) for sex, when she ripped him off.

....tried to rob him, I mean. Nothing actually detached from his body.

According to court documents, Salerno called police and told then that Proia stole his necklace when she was in the bathroom. After police located it at a nearby pawn shop, they charged Salerno with solicitation.

In statements filed with the Court, when Salerno was told he was being charged, he said, “I don’t give a (expletive)! I’m 90 years old ...”

Both he and Proia pled not guilty. She was charged with larceny and prostitution.

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