dumb criminals

Driving yourself to serve a weekend sentence in jail may seem like the responsible thing to do. That is, unless you steal a car to do it. Jordon Morin, who was originally sentenced to 60 days worth of weekends for an assault charge, will now be locked up for the next 10 months due to being caught by police driving a stolen vehicle while on his way to report for part of his intermittent sentence. R

We’ve heard of making a horse’s rear out of someone before, but never like this. Over the weekend, Canadian authorities were forced to give an Ontario man a ticket after they say he somehow managed to cram 54 passengers into a horse trailer in order to take them to a local rodeo.