No, seriously, I'm not kidding. Someone has a listing for a '2012 novantri R62B769'.
According to the seller's post,
Ride in style to the “Storming Area 51 - They Cant Stop Us All” event this month I haven’t used in a while and thought it deserves a better home...
Stranger Things Season 2 had even more license to honor its ‘80s movie past, recruiting actual Goonies and Aliens stars like Sean Astin and Paul Reiser. The latter’s role as a mysterious scientist remains some what fuzzy, but Reiser at least confirms a surprising Aliens connection, and what separates him from Matthew Modine’s Season 1 villain.
This is a case that Mulder and Scully would love to take on, it's the story of the Allagash Abductions. These took place 40 years ago in the summer of 1976.