Maine Girl Hit With Flying Portable Toilet

Well, that’s a load of crap.

A teenage girl from Thorndike, Maine was put into a stinky situation earlier this week when Port-a-Pottie crashed down on her jeep while on her way to class at Mount View High School.

Apparently, the man who had just delivered a similar portable toilet to the school failed to remember to properly secure the others before speeding away. That’s when the, well, you know what hit the fan.

Authorities say that even though the girl did her best to avoid smashing her Jeep Cherokee into the airborne toilet, there was just no way of avoiding it because sometimes stuff just happens.

Incidentally, no one was injured, but the driver from the portable toilet service was issued a citation for driving with an unsecured load.

Now, that’s what we call a crappy way to start the week.