First off I think for the most part Jack White is kind of a squid, but his comments during a show at Fenway Pahhhk in The Bean (Boston or Bawston for my peoples in the 02116)  last night were on point!

White went off for about five minutes taking shots at the Foo Fighters, Rolling Stone, and the number one ranked tool bag in the world Kanye West. (official LeVangie TB rating scale top 25)

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Early on, in the performance he said, "most performers don't use microphones anymore, you know," saying most singers "don't use microphones that have cords." He jumped on the Foo Fighters for having a second guitar player "playing the same parts" insinuating they cover up for any mistakes that might be made.

About four minutes in, he proclaimed, "OK, I'm officially supposed to stop now, because this is becoming a Kanye West-esque rant. Because apparently, nowadays, you aren't allowed to speak to your own fans about anything, lest it be a rant."

He also came at Rolling Stone Magazine's website saying it was "brought to you by the Kardashian family" and that it rolls out articles like "15 outfits that will blow your mind that Taylor Swift wore this month."

In summary I still despise Kanye West and his self proclaimed messiah complex, but I've found a new respect for Jack White. To quote the great orator Rocky Balboa "If I can change, and youzzz can change, everyone can change." Or something to that effect.

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