If Maine had its own Winter Olympics... what would some of the sports be? Just think about all the tings we're good at, and you can get some great ideas.

Here's what we came up with!

Event 1 - The Frost Heave Long Jump

All real Mainahs live for those winter frost heaves that make your whole car go airborne... gold medals to the car that stays in the air the longest!

Event 2 - The Tourist Biathlon

In this event, Mainers have to cross-country ski across the state from one tourist trap to another, rip all the money out of their wallets, and then hit as many as possible before they flee back across the border!

(kidding... tourists are the life blood of our economy and we love them all, even the ones from Massachusetts!!)

Event 3 - The Pothole Slalom

This one will probably be the most competitive, because everyone does this every day already! The most potholes dodged (and reckless driving tickets avoided) takes home the gold!

What are we missing? Let us know in the comments!