On today's show we're talking about Moms. We're all familiar with the hilarious 'Sh%$ My Dad Says' franchise. Since Mother's Day is coming up this weekend I wanted to know if your Mom ever expounded any quirky wisdom your way on your journey to personhood.

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My Mom always used to ask me if I had clean underwear 'because you never know when you'll end up in the hospital or have to sleepover somewhere.' I remember one time the whole family was in the crowded lobby of a hotel in New Hampshire, we were on vacation. Mom's twisted sense of humor kicked in and she asked me, 'How do you ask a deaf person if they want to buy a chicken?' I looked at her, confused, and shrugged my shoulders. She proceeded to yell at the top of her lungs, 'YOU WANNA BUY A CHICKEN?' Yeah, I grew up with that.

What funny stuff did your Mom say growing up? Call the show at 764-ROCK or tell us on Facebook.