Become a Hipster in a Few Easy Steps [VIDEO] [NSFW]

Well boys and girls, if you really want to fit in to the current music scene you need to dress a certain way.  You need to drink coffee in a certain place, and if you are in a band the first thing you need to do is fire your drummer.

I'm tired of trends.  They come and go like anything, but this hipster thing is getting really old, really fast.  I stumbled across this video that will help you, if you so desire, to join the ranks of the hipster elite and have you flying down the highway on that shiny new bandwagon.  WARNING: This video contains offensive language.

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